Please, help. Everyone wants a piece of my tail.

Oh, man. Here's the thing, in high school teachers and advisers and your parents make you believe that if you don't go to college you won't become anything. They put a lot of faith in knowledge without stocking up know-how. To a certain extent an education can really help you out, there is a level of knowledge that most people should attain but college isn't really for the gathering of knowledge in most fields. There is some but even for the degrees that require you to know a lot, the most important aspect in getting a job is less what you know and more who you know. I should go back to school, I have so much drive and ability to impress by my sheer will desire to get things done right, every employer I have ever met wants to work for them forever. With a degree I could show the right people I have drive. Or maybe, I'll go the Bill Gates route and show them without one. Everyone wants a piece of my tail.