Please, help. Forest lawyers are scarce these days.

The ducks are afraid to fly in the sky because it will suddenly become the most brilliant blue color you have ever seen. It startles them, they don't like it. So they're opting to just walk everywhere. The hunter's obviously aren't to keen on that because it takes all the sport out of their hunting. But how would you like it if your fuzzy grey and white camo suddenly turned red and black? How would you feel about that? I don't think you'd like it one bit.