Please, help. Being pretty can be such a bother.

I know it. It's hard to be the most attractive animal in the species. Everyone's got to come over for a go. It helps them re-evaluate their status in reference to the pack. And that's fine. It's just so tedious.

Please help. The joke's at my expense.

Don't look to hard to find the joke in this one. If you're buying from corporate coffee houses it's on you, too.