The gates have been opened.

Dearest Citizens, I write you today about a great moment in history. One to be preserved and remembered. You will get to tell your grandkids about where you were the moment you read this post. The gates have been opened! They are now inviting people into :

In the middle of a children's book.

This is one of the pages of a book that I am working on. I think most of you have heard about it at least in passing. I should have the whole thing finished in a month or so. But I liked this page so much that I thought I would share it.

On the Carrie and Ashley Show

Please, help. My interiors are exterior.

'Round here, "Valentine's Day" is called "Malfunction Day" by our robot population.