Please, help. Today's game is called "Born to Lose."

I got back from vacation at 2 am this morning. I apologize that this was not posted so that you could read it on your morning coffee break. Not.

Please, help. The deck is stacked against me.

I've been on vacation. Happy Wednesday.

Don't know if you can believe this.

This is from a very random moment that I experienced. It was early, I had probably woken up a half an hour ago, my brain still wasn't working. I come through the door into the back room of the place that I used to be employed and run into this. For a moment my mind freaked. Then I laughed and laughed. There were probably about 30 all together.

Please, help. I have milk for brains.

Please, help. There is no escape.

My mom saw this one and laughed for a solid ten minutes.

Painting number 2

This is the second painting in the series. All the sharpie work done on it is mine. Originally it was painted canvas pulled from a dumpster.

Like most of my images, this really happened to me.

Please, help. I got Friday night fever.