Please, help. We're coming to an end.

Happy Valentine's Day citizens. I wanted to put out a royal edict to let you know how much I love you all. Our kingdom is grand, isn't it? A new, Danger Circus just moved into town reminding me what a powerful place this has become. They call it Obb World. You should drop by if you haven't already.

Alright, enough with the riff-raff and beating around the bush. I hate to have to do this to you, Elphians, I really do. But this is one of the last pictures from Elphia. The color covered the entire Earth. Did you know that they just created a brand new island off the coast? I'm moving, citizens. I'm leaving my kingdom to go out and live among the people. I'm going to Obbityville.

Please, help. It only looks like I'm crazy!

Multiple personality disorder is no joking matter. But it is kind of funny to watch Yoda change his voice 15 times during a half hour conversation. It's so involved, his face awrithe with twitches and spasms.

Please, help me quit the V.

This never would have been possible before color came here.... grumble, grumble....

Please, help. Candy High is dangerous.

Please, help. Today's game is called "Born to Lose."

I got back from vacation at 2 am this morning. I apologize that this was not posted so that you could read it on your morning coffee break. Not.

Please, help. The deck is stacked against me.

I've been on vacation. Happy Wednesday.