Hey, my birthday is this weekend! It's probably been since I was a kid that I was excited at all for this event. Generally everyone forgets it because it's right at the beginning of summer. But I have a feeling that my wonderful gf is going to make sure that it's memorable.
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Dear anonymous,
I appreciate the time that you took to flame me. I understand that you have a lot of that on your hands. You, however, made it impossible for me to remove you from my list because I have no idea who you are. I do appreciate the amount of vehemence that was put into you comment. Elphia does have an effect on our universe!
Much love.
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You illegally harvested my email address from another list. REMOVE ALL EMAIL ADDRESSES YOU DID NOT OBTAIN PERMISSION TO EMAIL, or I'll repay you in kind.
Final warning.
Anonymous, you act like you're the only person who I send this email out to. Thank you for subscribing me to all the interesting email that you could find. I'm glad that you have so much time on your hands to waste on petty internet quibbles. If you no longer wanted my email you could just email me an unsubscribe & dealt with it like a functioning adult. I have found many people who like to receive my comic in their inbox. What I do is the same as the guy handing out fliers on the street or putting them under the windshield wipers of your parent's car. It's a way of reaching people that I have no other way of reaching. Furthermore, it's not commercial email because I'm not selling anything. I don't want money, I'm only trying to make people laugh. This is obviously not the case for you so email me.
Peace friend.
This guy. You gotta laugh. He signed me up for a bunch of crazy mailing lists. I think it came to like, 80, something like that. Stuff from, how to get used farm equipment to California surf shops. So funny. Then sent me 38 of the same copypasta message. Don't know if you saw it, the ones on Monday's circus comment. All caps & screaming like. I swear, some people think the world is 4chan.
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