Please, help. The extra $40,000 didn't make me less dead.

Are you aware of the absurdity of the death industry?



This do-it yourself one is $7000 before tax. Now, that' the high end for the made at home ones.


http://www.mhp-casketkits.com/items.php/regal_casket_gibson.html



But...

Then there's this one:

Can you guess? Again high end. I can't say it. I'm sorry. But it does come with free next day shipping.

http://www.casketsite.com/batesville/items/bronze/prometheanbronze.htm