Please, help us complete rule 34.

There's not a lot for these guys to do except once a year and even then they don't really do most of the work anymore. After they went corporate they've had reliable stand-ins and they have had the chance to step back from the action and enjoy the years hard work they put in. The problem with these guys is that they have been breaking into people's houses for years. They have a skewed sense of morality to say the least. Making this rule 34 was actually their idea.

Please, help. It only looks like I'm crazy!

Multiple personality disorder is no joking matter. But it is kind of funny to watch Yoda change his voice 15 times during a half hour conversation. It's so involved, his face awrithe with twitches and spasms.

Wilf: Charlie Bit Me - Remix

This is great! I did the standard youTube thing and went on looking for a particular thing and then ended up 5 videos later at this one. Sometimes the trip down the rabbit holes pay off. You can search for the original if you want to see it but I think you get the drift.

Spanxzilla: Ads

I listen to Pandora over 40 hours a month. I'm not sure how many but it's enough that they've sicked the ads on me hardcore. Mostly I just ignore them like I do any ad but I think they have them responding to the genome's as well.

Between Britney Spear's Womanizer and N'Sync's It's Gonna Be Me they plunked in an ad for something called, The Two of Us, which is a site about how to make relationships work. I cracked up. I think the guys on the project are trying to tell you something, Justin and Britney.

Spanxzilla: Rappin'

Nothing really new to update.

I love Slick Rick!

And this found in an old medical magazine:

This just made me laugh.

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Savannah Cat

So this is house cat that can grow up to be 4 ft tall and 30-40 lbs. Easy. There are some more pictures out on the internet illustrating the beauty of this beast. Some of them feel comfortable being walked on leashes in public! This cat is not an Ashera and that breed is apparently fake and a scam. But this cat, this cat is real. And I want one. I love cats. I would love to have a cat that I could wrestle with for reals.

See! See!


They can get big enough to kill a kid!

Please, help. The extra $40,000 didn't make me less dead.

Are you aware of the absurdity of the death industry?



This do-it yourself one is $7000 before tax. Now, that' the high end for the made at home ones.


http://www.mhp-casketkits.com/items.php/regal_casket_gibson.html



But...

Then there's this one:

Can you guess? Again high end. I can't say it. I'm sorry. But it does come with free next day shipping.

http://www.casketsite.com/batesville/items/bronze/prometheanbronze.htm

The future: The internets.

Amy Taylor, 28, filed for divorce after she caught her husband cheating in Second Life, an online community where players create avatars and transport themselves into virtual worlds. "I caught him cuddling a woman on the sofa in the game," Taylor told England's South West News Service. Taylor married Dave Pollard, 40, after the pair met in an online chat room in 2003. She said the first sign that their marriage was in trouble occurred in 2007, when she caught her husband's avatar having cyber-sex with a virtual prostitute.

People become emotionally invested in their virtual identities, according to Ellen Helsper, a researcher at the Oxford Internet Institute, who has studied the impact of the internet on relationships. "For a while, there was this impression that as long as it's online, it doesn't matter," she told the Associated Press. "But research has shown it's not a separate world." She added that infidelity was "just as painful, whether it's electronic or physical."

Wha...?!? Acro-Cats?

Yes. Totally. I haven't had the pleasure to actually meet the cat-lady gone wild, Samantha, but I think that what she is doing is awesome. At one point I did email her about doing a show but at that juncture I was too small-time for her. Who knew the cats had standards? But there are quite a number of them so you can see that they've probably got more bills than even real rock stars do (holy jingle balls, Batman, I just discovered that "rock stars" is actually two different words. Go figure). But enough jibba-jabba, the Acro-Cats:



And check out the number of other videos that are up there, too. This one is the coolest, I think, because it shows off some of the other animals that Samantha has.

Please [some people think I need] help.

Arcade Fire. Neon Bible

There are music videos and there are internet worthy interactive music videos. This one is really cool. I've never heard the song before but it's also very good. Click it out.

Those lacking will wilf

Yes. You've caught me once again wilfing away my office time. But this time it was really important. I was using the Googles checking the popularity of our kingdom when I came across this:


The good queen Elphia. In the background is her sibling, Bear. The lost queen was found at a music concert. Isn't that sweet? We all thought she was dead permanent-like.

Wilfing

So I got on the internet, checked out my blog, sent a few emails, watched a dog video & completely forgot why I had gotten on the internet. So I typed "What was I looking for" into the Googles. This came up:

You were checking your personal emails at office, then saw a funny video on Youtube, then reached an interesting blog from the Youtube comments, subscribed to that blog, then discovered some unread items in your newsreader, then decided to save some of those posts to your delicious bookmarks, then saw a new Firefox extension to manage your email.... and the loop continues.

That's the never ending world of internet. Now a report says that two out of three Internet users in UK lose significant portions of their time to irrelevant web browsing.

They have coined a new term - "wilfing," short for "What Was I Looking For?" and the workers who spend hours in aimless browsing are called Wilfers.

And Men are found to be bigger wilfers than woman.

It may take lot of will power to quit this habit of wilfing. According to BBC, hardcore Wilfers are offered drug therapy, acupuncture and mild electric shock treatment in China.

Related: The Last Page on the Internet

Source: Reuters Story [via David Ewalt]