Please, help him. He's only a man in a rubber suit.

What? I superhero can't have a little drink now and again? Sheesh.

Please help give a warm welcome to.... The Show Vanisms!!!

This band was so awesome! I love them. Like O.m.G! I remember sitting there watching them set up. Clever name, I thought. So the band is sold on a clever name. Awesome. Well, I've got nothing better to do, my gf just broke up with me. So - they're no Leaded B but wow. They won a MTV contest right after I saw them and currently have a show being made about the tour they're on. The King's presence can change a lot of things.

Inconsequently, today is my birthday.

Please, help. I'm prone to be left. (cousin part 1)

Print this one and line it up with, "Please, help. I'm always right." Seriously, funnier in tandem. Especially after it has properly aged.

Please help. I am always right. (cousin part 2)

You should seriously print this one out and save it. As the comic oxidizes it will be come funnier. Guaranteed.