Please, help. My sweetie is too far away to kiss.

Out on the farthest out reaches of our kingdom, a treeman stands post, looking out into the desert for the return of the Man. The Man, it is fortold, will point the way to the mythical city in the desert. I have been there only once and nearly did not make it back. If our treeman spies a way back to the Man then we'll all be notified at once.

Have a happy new year.

Please help them follow the Oregon Trail past Gandolf

When one pop culture reference runs into another.

Please, help. I'm a cartoon like just like anyone else.

Please, help him. He's only a man in a rubber suit.

What? I superhero can't have a little drink now and again? Sheesh.

Stenciled

My brother wanted me to write this on his loft when I was in his city. But he ended up moving and hanging out with me for the week so he didn't get the chance to build it while I was there. So I made him a stencil that he could apply at leisure. You can see another piece that I did for him the background. Maybe he'll be nice enough to send me some photos some day.

Please, help. Politics make me prickly.

Please help me kill this Ugly.

The truth is that if you focus on how to kill the beast you are probably going to miss the subtle moves that it is making with its fanged joey. Now available as a T-shirt.

please help. i muzt eet

Yes, yes. I know it's Tuesday but it's the fattest in the land. So cheers. Don't forget to give something up for a while.