Please, help. Is there anyway to tell if a relationship is actually working?

They just seem so mismatched. And maybe that's the beauty of it. Maybe.

Please, help. They threw the party for me yesterday.

Don't you hate it when people on invite you in time to clean up a party? That's kind of like where I live. It looks like someone just had an awesome party and I showed up just as the last person left.

Please, help. All my milk has been jugged.

While not totally true (they haven't got /all/ of my milk, (I making more by the second)) I do feel more and more drained by my 9-5. Anybody could do it. If they could get a monkey trained they could have someone working for peanuts, literally. It's just that it's easier to train humans (we did evolve for nothing, you know).

Actually, this comic has more like a compare/contrast with the last one. I may not be hip but at least my life can't be interchanged with someone else's; without some difficulty, anyway.

please help! the streets is cold

You feel me.

please help sir/ma'am i have lost my family, friends

There are no parking meters on Larry's side of town. Loneliness reigns supreme.