Just keep your headlights up, Rolls.

I try to bike around the kingdom as often as possible. I love it. Generally you can get wherever you need to faster than if you had taken public transportation or driven. Plus there are sooo many places to park. I just want to make sure that our big brothers are looking out for us. If we hit you, you get dented. If you hit us, we're broken.

Please, help. Is there anyway to tell if a relationship is actually working?

They just seem so mismatched. And maybe that's the beauty of it. Maybe.

Please, help. He's not dead, he's just been recycled.

His name was Paco. We had such good times together. On sleepless night he and I would go out and chase shopping carts together. Those shopping carts would see us coming and just freeze in their tracks. Then Paco would go bounding into them and they would take to the air. Flying in every direction. I'm gonna miss you, old boy.