Please help let something tragic and beautiful to happen before then.

That's what you say when you agree "'til death do us part." I'm not saying it's a bad idea but you should just be really sure that that's what you want with this person before you say, "I do." This also isn't a sanctity of marriage post. Let the tractor marry the goat for god's sake. If they have stuff they want to legally share, let them. But Mr. Tractor, Miss Sheep, think about it for just a second. Do you really want to see him throw his last rod? Do you still want to be with her, Trac, after she's popped out a bunch of kids and then turned into tough (but still tasty!) stew?

Please, help. I hear my master's voice.

Yep, more of what it's like in Elphia. No one wants to be called to the rug. Not saying that he will kill you but you may your life, as you know it, will be permanently altered.

Those lacking will wilf

Yes. You've caught me once again wilfing away my office time. But this time it was really important. I was using the Googles checking the popularity of our kingdom when I came across this:


The good queen Elphia. In the background is her sibling, Bear. The lost queen was found at a music concert. Isn't that sweet? We all thought she was dead permanent-like.

Missed it by a little.

Hey, check it out. One hundred posts! This one will actually make it a 103. That's so awesome. I thought for sure that I would forget to keep doing this & then stumble on it like a year later & be all, "Oh, yeah." But it hasn't happened. So three cheers for Elphia!!



For those of you who don't know, Frank Zappa is the mayor of Elphia. Because he's awesome & smart. I love the ease that he has.