Please, help. I've never seen 1 that could keep.

Like most of these pictures, this really happened to me. That cat never really had a writable name. It was a sound that she came too. Ktty. Like a click and a hiss. She used to adore me. Would only be obedient when I asked her nicely. As she got older and felt she could get away with more things she stopped listening. So I had to stop asking her for things and started demanding them instead. Oh, she hissed, that one. Ha. And then would tear things up while I was away. Or relationship ended with a hiss as she snarled at me one last time and a click as I slowly shut the door.

Please help let something tragic and beautiful to happen before then.

That's what you say when you agree "'til death do us part." I'm not saying it's a bad idea but you should just be really sure that that's what you want with this person before you say, "I do." This also isn't a sanctity of marriage post. Let the tractor marry the goat for god's sake. If they have stuff they want to legally share, let them. But Mr. Tractor, Miss Sheep, think about it for just a second. Do you really want to see him throw his last rod? Do you still want to be with her, Trac, after she's popped out a bunch of kids and then turned into tough (but still tasty!) stew?

Please help... my ticker's... on vibrate...

Congratulation on making it through another VD relatively unscathed. In Elphia, some of our elderly don't fair so well.