Please, help. I'm wasting each passing tick.

Oldboy meets Joseph Heller. Available as a print also at Dollop.

Please help me kill this Ugly.

The truth is that if you focus on how to kill the beast you are probably going to miss the subtle moves that it is making with its fanged joey. Now available as a T-shirt.

Hours at the Elphia General Store

Please, help. The Man has been destroyed.

As an ambassador to our neighbors, I left my kingdom and traveled to Black Rock City, the town across the river from us. I found many of our citizens already there celebrating life & sharing freely with one another. I stayed a week taking in the sights & loving each member of our conjoined tribes. At the end the Man was destroyed right in front of our eyes. I am told that it was an inside job which is good because there are no real terrorists to track down. Just some fat white guys in suits. They really have no good hiding skills.

Still technologically absent

Hi, guys. Please don't cry. I'm really not trying to hurt your feelings here when I say that I think that we need a little space. Right now, I'm kind of dealing with a lot. My machinery feels like it's all busted up & I need to take a little time to get it fixed up. I know the distance is going to be strain; you're going to wonder to yourself if I really like you at all. I do. I really do & I know that if you're just patient & accept that this thing will work itself out then we'll be okay. Okay? Here's a picture that I found to make us both smile.

Cannibals of Zmbae5

The Bark Bark Club has just released the box set of the Zmbae5 trilogy. OMG!!! Win, win, win!!



Marooned on Zmbae5





Search for Murphy





Zmbae5: Beginnings

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Hello, my little friends & neighbors. I want to apologize for the big gap in both posts & comics. I went out of town for a little while as mentioned in the last post. When I got back my computer had been savagely abused by our house-sitter. The poor little guy is in counseling right now to try to work out some of the trauma. Hopefully, he will be feeling better in a couple of days. Don't worry, though. Just because the technology has stopped does not mean that the comics have. I have a pile of low-tech cartoons just waiting for the train to the future to come & pick them up. While we're together we might as well say, "Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Please, won't you be... my neighbor?"