Please, help. My long neck makes my head an easy target.

It took me awhile to realize that if I escaped from the cage I was in and went out into the wild they would have harder time throwing rocks. Because out here I have the advantage.

Please, help. I've found my own, "Measure of Comfort."

I think I saw the first preview for this movie when I went to see "The Dark Knight" this summer. Now, I'm not into Bond films (most action movies are ridiculous to me because they're mostly just explosions and fighting) so when I saw the title of this one I just died laughing. I couldn't stop. The whole theatre was quietly sitting in awe as the silhouette of Bond comes over the hill carrying what looks like a sniper rifle. And I'm dying in one of the first or second rows. The title sounds so technological and tough but is really soooo cheezy.

Please help me kill this Ugly.

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