Please, help. I never get what I want for X-mas.

Cos she's always playing just out of reach.

Pleez help. He didn't level up proportionately.

A friend of mine, the Earl of Delsdale (if you must know), caught (or had caught (it's hard to tell with the Earl as he is quite capable but often lazy for the sake of laziness (no offense, EoD))) a Perfulgeon. He must have had someone else catch it because they didn't seem to notice it's obvious birth defect. Actually, that was probably why they were able to catch it (normally a full grown Perfulgeon can move at a speed of 156 kph in the water); this guy was doing slow figure eights with that sad sack expression. The Earl named him Charlie McFearson because he felt so sorry for him.

Please, help. All the test results are negative.

I had some scientist looking into the source of the color that has been spreading ever more rapidly across our kingdom. So far they have shown that that it is irreversible and not only takes over things that are filled with love but also things that are consumed with emotion, period. Which has been detrimental, to be sure, in some cases.

Please help me kill this Ugly.

The truth is that if you focus on how to kill the beast you are probably going to miss the subtle moves that it is making with its fanged joey. Now available as a T-shirt.

Please, help. The week as revived me.

I'm really glad, after taking a little detour from my regularly scheduled life, to get back in the swing of things. It gives me courage again that life is moving forward.

Please, help. It /was/ a long weekend.

I'm not griping. I was fine with being away from home for so long. This did happen though which illustrated the effect that the length of time had on me. I woke up last night in my own bed & was completely disconcerted as to where the bathroom was because I thought I was still at my job. & it did kind of turn me into a monster. Sorry, Kitten.