Please help us never forget.

Poem by Matt Lang.

Goodbye, Elphia. You've been a beautiful dream.

Please help. The later bird gets a foot bath.

Why does it seem that the lazy seem to be smart enough to find ways to mooch off of other people but not smart enough to be able to get those things for themselves?

Please, help me quit the V.

This never would have been possible before color came here.... grumble, grumble....

Please, help! I don't like people seeing me without my skin on!

... unless you're invited. ;p