Please, help. He's not dead, he's just been recycled.

His name was Paco. We had such good times together. On sleepless night he and I would go out and chase shopping carts together. Those shopping carts would see us coming and just freeze in their tracks. Then Paco would go bounding into them and they would take to the air. Flying in every direction. I'm gonna miss you, old boy.

Please, help. It /was/ a long weekend.

I'm not griping. I was fine with being away from home for so long. This did happen though which illustrated the effect that the length of time had on me. I woke up last night in my own bed & was completely disconcerted as to where the bathroom was because I thought I was still at my job. & it did kind of turn me into a monster. Sorry, Kitten.

Please, help. I'm not a Latka.

please, help. i'm too cute to be stolen.

Based on actual events in the Elphia-land area.