Please, help. He's not dead, he's just been recycled.

His name was Paco. We had such good times together. On sleepless night he and I would go out and chase shopping carts together. Those shopping carts would see us coming and just freeze in their tracks. Then Paco would go bounding into them and they would take to the air. Flying in every direction. I'm gonna miss you, old boy.

A personal mantra

For sale at Zazzle So far this is one of my favorite shirts. Following closely behind this one:

Please, help. Being the black sheep doesn't make me special.

Once again, in front of Hal's Video. You gotta be careful of that neighborhood, it's an absolute sketch fest.

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There's always someone hanging out in front of Hal's. But the old guy doesn't have the heart to send anyone away. So we just have to put up with it.

Please, help...it's always a little skeezy in front of Hal's

Crime seems to be drawn to Hal's like a magnet. I don't know why, Hal's really nice guy. Beats me, really.