Please, help. The holidays lack meaning for me and the man in the mirror.

Please, help. I never get what I want for X-mas.

Cos she's always playing just out of reach.

Please, help us complete rule 34.

There's not a lot for these guys to do except once a year and even then they don't really do most of the work anymore. After they went corporate they've had reliable stand-ins and they have had the chance to step back from the action and enjoy the years hard work they put in. The problem with these guys is that they have been breaking into people's houses for years. They have a skewed sense of morality to say the least. Making this rule 34 was actually their idea.

Please, help! It's been the X Mass since Oct 31st.

Can you feel it? The X Mass drifted over this town like a dense fog.

Please, help. It's X Mass

Yes, I know how you feel. Jolly X Mass.