Baby Dick

I'm sure that the tag will bring all sorts of lurking to our fair kingdom. I'm sure some point someone will get offended. That happens at pretty regular intervals (see below). This one was actually inspired when I was described as having "Gimli dick" in reference to the dwarf from Lord of the Rings.

Please, help. The holidays lack meaning for me and the man in the mirror.

Please, help! I don't like people seeing me without my skin on!

... unless you're invited. ;p

Please, help. He looked soo warm and cozy I had to stay.

You get three this week because I remembered that this one is also based on a true story and was related to the last one. It occurred on the same el platform, at any rate.