Please help: "The High 5 caught at a Low Moment."

Please, do not high 5 your monitor. Thank you. ~ Management.

Spanxzilla: The church is a circus.

Someone hit me back if they can figure this one out:
Britney Spears "Circus" --> "Dirigatur, Gradual In Mode 7 (Liber Usualis, No 1060a): Dirigatur" performed by Alberto Turco (Gregorian Chant)

It is by far the furthest fluctuation that I have ever seen in the music genome project. It's not for lead vocals, not for excessive vamping, not danceable beats. Possibly attention paid to recording quality? That's the closest I can come.

Please help us deal with it in our own private way.

Candle massacre on his 22nd birthday. Proof again that life is wildly out of our control. We're stuck in the frosting of our reality.

Please, help. I've been there, doing that.

We have one rule about psychedelics in Elphia it goes something like this (although I may be paraphrasing a bit here): "You are welcome to do as much [brainfireworks] as you want as long as you stay in this glass case for all of us to observe you and you don't kill yourself." The kids always get a kick out of those exhibits.

Spanxzilla: Beck falls in love with water.

So this is a kind of confusing one, I can't quite make out which strand it was following.

The chain started with "E-Pro", Beck (it kind of sounds like... Beck) --> Danny Seward (who sounds like a young Nat King Cole) "When I Fall in Love" --> "Around the World", Aqua (off of Aquarius, the follow-up to Aquarium, the album with "Barbie Girl" on it)

Spanxzilla: Julian Casablancas has an angry inch

A honorable mention in the annals of Spanxzilla: starting with "Razorblade" by the Strokes (...my feeling's are more important than yours...) --> The movie rendition of "Angry Inch" (...six inches forward and five inches back...). Maybe it's for aggressive lyrics because it went Violent Femmes, "Country Death Song", a murder ballad that sounds only like the Violent Femmes can, whiney and with good guitar work.

Please help. The later bird gets a foot bath.

Why does it seem that the lazy seem to be smart enough to find ways to mooch off of other people but not smart enough to be able to get those things for themselves?