Please, help. Even the music in my head is emo.

Tragic. I know. What's the point of anything really. Let's all climb inside our own cradles of filth and confess things to our dashboards while we're looking for our new found glory. Tragic.

I know.

Please help us deal with it in our own private way.

Candle massacre on his 22nd birthday. Proof again that life is wildly out of our control. We're stuck in the frosting of our reality.

A t-shirt for you and your "gf"

Get a shirt.

Please, help. Two ladies is not better than one.

Flirting is fun. By that I mean by fun banter-y talk eases sexual tension because it's become a game. And I'm am all about freedom and the ladies. It just becomes a problem when I have a girlfriend but the girl I'm talking to doesn't know it. I'm just being friendly and cool. A rakish tease. Day's later I get this call and then I realize that I don't have the freedom that I wanted. Oh, I don't want to cheat on my girl. I like her. I'm with her for good reasons. But I recognize the inability to talk freely now and move about however I want. It's good. But taxing, sometimes.

Please, help. Dusty doesn't agree.

The far right guy was originally going to where a shirt that read, "Everyone sucks" when he got up that morning but he felt it was too offensive. So he opted for this one... and still ended up pissing everyone off. Some days you just can't win.

Please, help me get Cap'd.

Those Caps sure are handy. I have a couple different ones that I wear depending on my mood. The one I'm wearing now is called Fog Machine.

Spacecat T-shirt

"as the port doors opened, KTTY was immediately mobbed by adoring son-flowers...



a snarled curled over her fangs, these flower would have to pay."

I designed this to be an adorable girl's shirt. I mean that apostrophe. I made it for an adorable girl. But other people can wear it to if they want: by going here .

Please, help. My appetite sometimes overwhelms my brain.

A personal mantra

For sale at Zazzle So far this is one of my favorite shirts. Following closely behind this one:

Please, help; eye lost.

Bloom Gone Wild.

You may remember an earlier version of this "A Sleeping Bloom" but now it's gone through further renovation. I really like the original image which was just at photograph of Bloom sleeping but it's turned into something very cool. This design now available as a shirt If you bought an earlier version be glad that yours just became rare.

A Sleeping Bloom

Bloom, a friend of mine, had this picture taken of him. I liked it a lot and wanted to make it more... illustrated, I guess. It's now available as a t-shirt.

Please, help. I've wasted another day.

Laziness is also one of the signs of a Slai yr. fan.

Who's square?

I'm still working on those other ideas but I figured that I would try another one that was already working for me. Let me know if you want one.

T-shirt 3

Still working on this idea. It gets better with every draft. Let me know what you think of this one. As always, if you want this as a shirt, let me know & we can arrange it.

T-shirt update

http://www.threadless.com/critique/22155/Face_Plant
Take a look, critique or rate. Also if anyone wants this as a shirt let me know.

Face Plant

Here's my newest t-shirt idea. I'm thinking about making one for myself even if Threadless doesn't take it. If you want to critique got to http://www.threadless.com/critique/22155/Face_Plant & if you want one let me know.

Please, help a shirt.

I'm thinking about submitting this to Threadless for a t-shirt idea.