No crackers makes a hungry Polly.

Please, help. She was filthy.

But that was part of her charm. You couldn't believe the innocence of the look that she would give as she splashed the slimiest muck in your face. I went every Saturday for a year.

Please, help! I thought they knew.

I swear, they act they didn't notice that my voice was muffled and my lips never moved. I have very observant friends.

You may have noticed, the Internet, that that color has come fully into effect here. There is the occasional black and white day but, for the most part, it's like this all the time now. It stops hurting your eyes after a couple of days.

Please help: "The High 5 caught at a Low Moment."

Please, do not high 5 your monitor. Thank you. ~ Management.

Please, help. I've been there, doing that.

We have one rule about psychedelics in Elphia it goes something like this (although I may be paraphrasing a bit here): "You are welcome to do as much [brainfireworks] as you want as long as you stay in this glass case for all of us to observe you and you don't kill yourself." The kids always get a kick out of those exhibits.

Please help. The later bird gets a foot bath.

Why does it seem that the lazy seem to be smart enough to find ways to mooch off of other people but not smart enough to be able to get those things for themselves?