Please, help; being a fuzzy, adorable woodland creature isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Happy New Years. Hope that you have someone/something special to kiss on the eve of the old year.

Please, help. I have a flabby tabby.

This is one of my earliest ones. Drawn somewhere in the low 20's, I think.

OMG! The year is almost over. Do something!

A post-X Mass Present

As a self-congratulating pat on the back to all of us for making it through another X Mass intact, I wanted to offer this as a visual present to everyone.


This is the piece that originally spawned the comic. I wasn't really planning on painting it, it just sort of spilled out of me one night. It's water-color, oil paint, sharpie, latex paint on mirror backing. Approximately 3' x 4'. Currently hanging on the wall of my apartment (that's the red in the background).

So, Jolly X-Mass, pirates. We've successfully completed our mission.

Please, help. Language has a problem with /me/.

Have a Merry Christmas. May your chimney be big enough for ol' Sandy Claws.

Paranoia.

I did this one this summer. It's water-colored pencil; you get it wet and smear it. This was still before the comic idea had even been suggested. I thought that I was still going to be working on canvases.

Please, help! It's been the X Mass since Oct 31st.

Can you feel it? The X Mass drifted over this town like a dense fog.

Please, help. It's X Mass

Yes, I know how you feel. Jolly X Mass.

Third in the series

This was the point where I realized that I was in the midst of a series. Two paintings of the same theme are a set but this one brought it into a whole new ballpark.


Oil paint, latex paint, & oil pastels on cardboard.

Please, help. Today's game is called "Born to Lose."

I got back from vacation at 2 am this morning. I apologize that this was not posted so that you could read it on your morning coffee break. Not.

Please, help. The deck is stacked against me.

I've been on vacation. Happy Wednesday.

Don't know if you can believe this.

This is from a very random moment that I experienced. It was early, I had probably woken up a half an hour ago, my brain still wasn't working. I come through the door into the back room of the place that I used to be employed and run into this. For a moment my mind freaked. Then I laughed and laughed. There were probably about 30 all together.

Please, help. I have milk for brains.

Please, help. There is no escape.

My mom saw this one and laughed for a solid ten minutes.

Painting number 2

This is the second painting in the series. All the sharpie work done on it is mine. Originally it was painted canvas pulled from a dumpster.

Like most of my images, this really happened to me.

Please, help. I got Friday night fever.

Please, help. I've got the Monday blues.

This is one of my favorites. Hope your Monday is going better than his.

If you don't a printer...

At least you'll be able to see the whole joke. It probably won't make sense unless you print it out and let it age for a week or two.

Please, help. I'm prone to be left. (cousin part 1)

Print this one and line it up with, "Please, help. I'm always right." Seriously, funnier in tandem. Especially after it has properly aged.

Please help. I am always right. (cousin part 2)

You should seriously print this one out and save it. As the comic oxidizes it will be come funnier. Guaranteed.

The painting that started it all.

For those of you who don't know (which is probably most of you) the comic originally started as a painted series. Here is the first piece.






The label is kinda hard to read; it's called, "Please, help. This box is killing me."

It's refuse: mirror back, box from off of my floor, bag from Dell. & pastel crayons.

Please, help. I like 2 make tru statements.

Please, help a comic strip.