please help sir/ma'am i have lost my family, friends

There are no parking meters on Larry's side of town. Loneliness reigns supreme.

A pic that needs no explanation

pleez halp... spair sum change... n e thing

There's always someone hanging out in front of Hal's. But the old guy doesn't have the heart to send anyone away. So we just have to put up with it.

The beginning before the beginning (a story for tots)

Shoot, boys and girls, I didn't realize how long it had been since I uploaded any other art. I've got backlogs of the stuff that nobody has seen. For shame...

So, before there was there was the "Please, help..." series I was working on this one as a suggestion from a good friend of mine, Stevo Cohen. There was other stuff that I was working on before that but Steve, being a Taurus, suggested that if I was going to do something artistic I should work on large things. "Good idea," I thought. & me, being a Gemini, thought, "What if I painted on mirrors?"


Here's the first one I ever did. It's entitled, as you can probably see, "No You're the Chicken." Thus, the You series was born. It's done on mirrors of various sizes, using only latex paint, oil paint, sharpie & pastel crayons. My mom likes this one a lot. So do I.

Please, help...it's always a little skeezy in front of Hal's

Crime seems to be drawn to Hal's like a magnet. I don't know why, Hal's really nice guy. Beats me, really.

Please, help. I even terrorize myself.

It's interesting how our reflections don't always match our perceptions of ourselves, eh?

The posters in the background are for the folk/funk fusion band, Leaded Be. Rock on, boys & long-haired girl.

Please help a foreigner look himself in the face.

Please help Mr. Dibble go a-courtin'.

His butt is your butt

The factual accounting on why his butt is your butt. I was skeptical at first but now I believe.

Please help Mr. Dibble drink his martini.

Cute?

This is a baby photo. Nurse was just wiping off the goo as the camera snapped. Thankfully I've gotten bigger now.

Please, help. My freedom of speech is limited by language.

Welcome to the new year! I do feel a little awkward welcoming you seeing as I've just arrived myself but to all of you newcomers...