Please, help. He's not dead, he's just been recycled.

His name was Paco. We had such good times together. On sleepless night he and I would go out and chase shopping carts together. Those shopping carts would see us coming and just freeze in their tracks. Then Paco would go bounding into them and they would take to the air. Flying in every direction. I'm gonna miss you, old boy.

Please, help. The extra $40,000 didn't make me less dead.

Are you aware of the absurdity of the death industry?



This do-it yourself one is $7000 before tax. Now, that' the high end for the made at home ones.


http://www.mhp-casketkits.com/items.php/regal_casket_gibson.html



But...

Then there's this one:

Can you guess? Again high end. I can't say it. I'm sorry. But it does come with free next day shipping.

http://www.casketsite.com/batesville/items/bronze/prometheanbronze.htm

Al, please help me out here!

I drew this one around the time that I was watching the QL evil leaper episodes. It was really fun to draw. I love that T-rex that is chasing her. It also makes me think of that other show, Sliders, that I used to watch until it got lame.

Please, help. I don't even know if it can be re-gifted.

Yes, we've both experienced this. This is what I hate so much about the Xmass and birthdays: we have be conditioned in our capitalistic society to believe that the only way we can show our appreciation for someone is by gifting them. But! But! A) I am eclectic. I like lots of different things for lots of different reasons, you may not be able to figure out my reasons because they are mostly due to circumstance. B) Most of us in this country have more than enough shit and if we don't have it, it's probably because we haven't needed it. C) The feeling that you "have to" get someone anything sucks the joy right out of the gift of giving. I say, if you're going to give, which is totally a legitimate desire, do it when you feel like doing it.

Please, help FTD. Slaughter plant life by the dozens.

Happy VD on all of you.

Please, help. I thought they were my friends.

This is a really old one, to me. I have looked at it for about a year now, I guess. I still like. It was the beginning of the shift that I have gone into now. The whole exploration of color thing. I'm sure that comment will be so passable and cliche in about a year but whatever.

A personal mantra

For sale at Zazzle So far this is one of my favorite shirts. Following closely behind this one:

Please, help. I'm pretty sure it's not just paranoia

Please, help poor Phil.