Sunday, December 30, 2007

Please, help; being a fuzzy, adorable woodland creature isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Please, help.  I have my hole life ahead of me.
Happy New Years. Hope that you have someone/something special to kiss on the eve of the old year.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Please, help. I have a flabby tabby.

Pleas help.  My Persian wears fur.This is one of my earliest ones. Drawn somewhere in the low 20's, I think.

OMG! The year is almost over. Do something!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

A post-X Mass Present

As a self-congratulating pat on the back to all of us for making it through another X Mass intact, I wanted to offer this as a visual present to everyone.

Please, help.  They all look so sad from up here.
This is the piece that originally spawned the comic. I wasn't really planning on painting it, it just sort of spilled out of me one night. It's water-color, oil paint, sharpie, latex paint on mirror backing. Approximately 3' x 4'. Currently hanging on the wall of my apartment (that's the red in the background).

So, Jolly X-Mass, pirates. We've successfully completed our mission.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Please, help. Language has a problem with /me/.

Please, help.  I am misunderstood.
Have a Merry Christmas. May your chimney be big enough for ol' Sandy Claws.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Paranoia.

Paranoia
I did this one this summer. It's water-colored pencil; you get it wet and smear it. This was still before the comic idea had even been suggested. I thought that I was still going to be working on canvases.

Please, help! It's been the X Mass since Oct 31st.

Please, help!  I have been caught by the Christmas spirit.
Can you feel it? The X Mass drifted over this town like a dense fog.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Please, help. It's X Mass

Please, help.  My neighborhood is full of X-mas cheer
Yes, I know how you feel. Jolly X Mass.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Third in the series

This was the point where I realized that I was in the midst of a series. Two paintings of the same theme are a set but this one brought it into a whole new ballpark.

Please, help.  They don't understand I am a duck.
Oil paint, latex paint, & oil pastels on cardboard.

Please, help. Today's game is called "Born to Lose."



I got back from vacation at 2 am this morning. I apologize that this was not posted so that you could read it on your morning coffee break. Not.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Don't know if you can believe this.

Holy shit!  Mannequins!
This is from a very random moment that I experienced. It was early, I had probably woken up a half an hour ago, my brain still wasn't working. I come through the door into the back room of the place that I used to be employed and run into this. For a moment my mind freaked. Then I laughed and laughed. There were probably about 30 all together.

Please, help. I have milk for brains.

Please, help.  Mama's essence is pure.

Please, help. There is no escape.

Please, help!  I is kaptured.
My mom saw this one and laughed for a solid ten minutes.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Painting number 2

Please, help.  My baby's turned blue.

This is the second painting in the series. All the sharpie work done on it is mine. Originally it was painted canvas pulled from a dumpster.

Like most of my images, this really happened to me.

Please, help. I got Friday night fever.

Please, help.  My brain rejected my body.