Please, help. I even terrorize myself.

It's interesting how our reflections don't always match our perceptions of ourselves, eh?

The posters in the background are for the folk/funk fusion band, Leaded Be. Rock on, boys & long-haired girl.

Please help a foreigner look himself in the face.

Please help Mr. Dibble go a-courtin'.

His butt is your butt

The factual accounting on why his butt is your butt. I was skeptical at first but now I believe.

Please help Mr. Dibble drink his martini.

Cute?

This is a baby photo. Nurse was just wiping off the goo as the camera snapped. Thankfully I've gotten bigger now.

Please, help. My freedom of speech is limited by language.

Welcome to the new year! I do feel a little awkward welcoming you seeing as I've just arrived myself but to all of you newcomers...