Where great art comes from

You're only going to laugh at this one if you realize how true it is. If you're in a more structured job where you show up and do tasks but put nothing of yourself in it then this strip probably won't strike you as funny. Don't worry about it, if you scroll down a little further there is an amusing dick joke.

Please, help. Some kids aren't full of shit.

I know, it's incredibly hard to distinguish the real stuff from the bullshit. But in some way they are telling the truth even if it's analogously.

Chimera in their natural environment

This found at http://www.fistofblog.com/2009/04/27/

Amazing! I must get one imported to our zoo.

Please help me not be such a freak.

It was a botched nose job, the story said. Yeah, according the Elphia Gazette some old man was sick and tired of what everyone had been calling the EggplantSnozz for as long as I can remember. Guy goes in and then comes out with a Gator-Face. The Globe had a field day with the story. Neither paper gives that man's real name though because no one, not even him, can remember what he was originally called by his parents.

Please, help! I don't like people seeing me without my skin on!

... unless you're invited. ;p

Please, help. My appetite sometimes overwhelms my brain.

A personal mantra

For sale at Zazzle So far this is one of my favorite shirts. Following closely behind this one:

Please, help. Almost all the mud's been slung.

Inspired by the dark poet, Mister Bill Hicks.