A t-shirt for you and your "gf"

Get a shirt.

Please, help. No can has been left untapped.

A cola would have never even considered a sprite before... stupid color! Citizens, I regret to inform you that this change we're going through is completely out of your government's hands. Put we are a strong people. And we will survive.

The Dangerous Fireman's Pole.

I was looking for this image for a completely different reason. I love the sign.

Please, help. One is the loniest number.

When everyone has left Elphia for the weekend (which sometimes happens, although not too much anymore, thank the Universe) the streets get very, very quiet. You may imagine quiet to try to get some comparable idea. Think about the vacuum of space. It's like that except quieter. Any noise is like the universe collapsing back in on itself. Loneliness is lonely.

Please, help. My appetite sometimes overwhelms my brain.

Please, help. I've fallen from heaven.

I don't know why I haven't posted this one sooner. But I do know why I left the church. It was a simple argument that tore the congregation as I knew it apart. The argument was over free-will vs. predestination. Simple. With an answer that anybody could see if they just looked. And there was one faction that said it was one way because of x,y and z verses. And there was another faction that stated that it was the other way because of p, y, q, and z verses. Things got very heated. That was when I realized that everything is simultaneously making up their own truths which, in turn, make up their own reality. Constantly. And this is the way that the universe exists. Predetermined or free-will? No. It's both. We will behave as we do behave within our capabilities and one of our capabilities as beings is to choose. So I started making up my own truth, too.

Please, help. Gender reassignment did nothing for me.

Please help save me from these fresh-faced tykes.

I really love the font in this one. If you have trouble reading it you may need to download & rotate. Yay! Post 111!!!

Please, help shut off my brain.

& I do. But I have been studying Zen most recently to help silence all the chaos that happens inside my cranium.

Who's square?

I'm still working on those other ideas but I figured that I would try another one that was already working for me. Let me know if you want one.

Pese, hilip. Gpa's kirs wuz pas'd n2 oos.

Eetstha ninsoonz wak. Oooyay doughnut heefty lakit. Idsta oowl mayne.

~ Caleb

Please, help. I'm not resting in peace.

I really like this one. I think that it is probably my best. So simple. Everything about it is just right. Let me know if you want the t-shirt.

Please, help. I am a snob.

Please, help. They are two sides facing the same direction.

Please, help. It's the suburbs.

This unfortunate neighborhood is located just outside Elphia.

I forgot to post this one a couple of weeks ago.

Please, Help! They're starting to bug me.