Saturday, March 8, 2008

I googled myself...

& found this that I had completely forgotten about. It's a bio written for a show I was in this time last year.

In the womb there were twins. Only one would come out. The name Caleb is actually an amalgamation of the names that his parents and their cult leader, Jorvab, had decided to name the two children, Calo and Morleb.

Raised inside the mysterious cult, the Temple of Mysteries, Caleb had a lot of time to digest the tomes of knowledge found therein, and to digest his twin sister found therein himself. While reading The Unholy Parable of Maudlin he realized that he was a part of a long history of differently-gendered twins where the brother was raised to be eaten by the sister. It was from this he discovered the meaning of irony.

He went to Jorvab and asked for the chance to discover more about irony. Shortly thereafter, he was beaten within an inch of his life and fell into a coma. When he awoke he found himself in Chicago, naked.

Forgive him if he doesn't understand your customs, he is a stranger here. As the Temple of Mysteries inner-circle members would say, "Let's all mock the Mockingbird." Nobody knows why.


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