Please, help. Whips & chains bore me.

Torture is soooo boring. I know, I've been putting up with it all week. Oh, you too, huh?

Please, help. If I felt something we could get this over with.

Do you just hate it when you're being tortured & you just cannot get you nerve endings to send you any response? I know I do. Such a drag.

Pese, hilip. Gpa's kirs wuz pas'd n2 oos.

Eetstha ninsoonz wak. Oooyay doughnut heefty lakit. Idsta oowl mayne.

~ Caleb

Please, help. I would fire him but I can't look him in the face.

It's still nonsense week. If I may quote a friend & current visitor to Elphia in saying, "nosmores bloodyassed skatewards, dogvittemnflees, pidgeonrallies, yaheer?"

Let's all mock the mocking bird.

Please, help. The mimes are a terrible thing to waste.

I know, I already uploaded this as a t-shirt idea but I never published it as a comic. So here it is. Let me know if you want the t-shirt.

The bunny

I don't know if this goes in the "Aww..." or "what?!" category but I like it.

To help ward off the Shadow

Please, help. My work is captivating.

Please, help. My produce wants me dead.