Please help let something tragic and beautiful to happen before then.

That's what you say when you agree "'til death do us part." I'm not saying it's a bad idea but you should just be really sure that that's what you want with this person before you say, "I do." This also isn't a sanctity of marriage post. Let the tractor marry the goat for god's sake. If they have stuff they want to legally share, let them. But Mr. Tractor, Miss Sheep, think about it for just a second. Do you really want to see him throw his last rod? Do you still want to be with her, Trac, after she's popped out a bunch of kids and then turned into tough (but still tasty!) stew?

Please, help. My long neck makes my head an easy target.

It took me awhile to realize that if I escaped from the cage I was in and went out into the wild they would have harder time throwing rocks. Because out here I have the advantage.

The Cheat is not dead.

Citizens, lend me your ears. I just finished illustrating The Inventor for Adam Higgins. I am very excited about this because I've been working on it constantly for the last three months and it looks really, really good. I'll keep you all posted about when and where it's getting published. This post is more for a point of reference in case anyone is ever wondering when that book was actually done for the first time. Greetings Citizens of the Future!

Shut up and ride the groove.

This band is awesome, this song hilarious.

Pls, hilp. Pirated documents.

This strip was not sanctioned by the King of Elphia. This is a joke that stand-up Emily Galati tells (or told, if you're reading this in future).

Spacecat T-shirt

"as the port doors opened, KTTY was immediately mobbed by adoring son-flowers...



a snarled curled over her fangs, these flower would have to pay."

I designed this to be an adorable girl's shirt. I mean that apostrophe. I made it for an adorable girl. But other people can wear it to if they want: by going here .

Please, help. There are more demeaning fashion trends but I can't think of any.

You know what I'm saying. It's especially true with dogs out here but in Elphia the most popular thing to miniaturize and carry around are the bisons. The ever popular pocket book bison. It's estupid.

Please, help. The recoil only tightens his grip.

Hot off the presses! The new larger format.

Please, help. My appetite sometimes overwhelms my brain.

Please, help. Even goat guys sing the blues.

In the middle of a children's book.

This is one of the pages of a book that I am working on. I think most of you have heard about it at least in passing. I should have the whole thing finished in a month or so. But I liked this page so much that I thought I would share it.

Savannah Cat

So this is house cat that can grow up to be 4 ft tall and 30-40 lbs. Easy. There are some more pictures out on the internet illustrating the beauty of this beast. Some of them feel comfortable being walked on leashes in public! This cat is not an Ashera and that breed is apparently fake and a scam. But this cat, this cat is real. And I want one. I love cats. I would love to have a cat that I could wrestle with for reals.

See! See!


They can get big enough to kill a kid!

Please, help. I've stabbed out my eyes.

I drew this one while dating my last gf. Her birthday was on the exact same day as my mother's. At first I thought it was pretty neat and then I realized how much my mom and I just don't get along. And why. I guess I should be greatful to her. And in a way, I am. Still, I did feel like stabbing my eyes out. That Oedipal thing isn't always the fuzzy bunnies it pretends to be.