Please, help. I feel the mask is slipping.

Hey, my birthday is this weekend! It's probably been since I was a kid that I was excited at all for this event. Generally everyone forgets it because it's right at the beginning of summer. But I have a feeling that my wonderful gf is going to make sure that it's memorable.

Face Plant

Here's my newest t-shirt idea. I'm thinking about making one for myself even if Threadless doesn't take it. If you want to critique got to http://www.threadless.com/critique/22155/Face_Plant & if you want one let me know.

Please, help. This job can be murder.

For those of you who may not know, the circus is a permanent fixture in Elphia. It doesn't need to travel around the country to make living it's actually more popular than the bars downtown. A lot of first dates wind up at the circus. & having a job there is the most noble of professions. There are a lot of lifers basically someone has to die before anyone else can get the job.


For those of you in Chi-town I have artwork being sold at the Andersonville Midsommer Fest (June 14 & 15). The fest runs from 2p-1a & 2-11p with dj & drinks. I'll be there if you want to come by & try to assassinate me. It might make you eligible for my job in the circus.

Please, help. I've got to get around & around & around....

Please, help. I must break him.

Please, help. Whips & chains bore me.

Torture is soooo boring. I know, I've been putting up with it all week. Oh, you too, huh?

Please, help. If I felt something we could get this over with.

Do you just hate it when you're being tortured & you just cannot get you nerve endings to send you any response? I know I do. Such a drag.