Please, help. He looked soo warm and cozy I had to stay.

You get three this week because I remembered that this one is also based on a true story and was related to the last one. It occurred on the same el platform, at any rate.

Please just doesn't help sometimes.

Also based on a true story. He told me his name was Mike. The conversation went like this,

"Hello, my name is Mike."
"What's up, Mike."

"Hello, my name is Mike."
"Right."

"Now you know my name."
"Yep, Mike. I do."

"What's your name?"
"[The King of Elphia]."

"We're friends now, see? We're friends?"
"I'm not really sure that's - "
"You got some change? Please. I didn't know it was gonna get so cold out here."

Yeah, it's more interesting as a comic. Pretty much everything is more interesting as a comic.

Please, help, I'm ready to blow.

Based on a true story.

Please, help. Boy-cats can be soo dumb.

P.S. (added 1/26) I got a new kitten this week! His name is Mister Avel BumperCars. He is pretty dumb but so, sooo cute.

Please, help. That mouse has HUGE balls.

The future: The internets.

Amy Taylor, 28, filed for divorce after she caught her husband cheating in Second Life, an online community where players create avatars and transport themselves into virtual worlds. "I caught him cuddling a woman on the sofa in the game," Taylor told England's South West News Service. Taylor married Dave Pollard, 40, after the pair met in an online chat room in 2003. She said the first sign that their marriage was in trouble occurred in 2007, when she caught her husband's avatar having cyber-sex with a virtual prostitute.

People become emotionally invested in their virtual identities, according to Ellen Helsper, a researcher at the Oxford Internet Institute, who has studied the impact of the internet on relationships. "For a while, there was this impression that as long as it's online, it doesn't matter," she told the Associated Press. "But research has shown it's not a separate world." She added that infidelity was "just as painful, whether it's electronic or physical."

Wha...?!? Acro-Cats?

Yes. Totally. I haven't had the pleasure to actually meet the cat-lady gone wild, Samantha, but I think that what she is doing is awesome. At one point I did email her about doing a show but at that juncture I was too small-time for her. Who knew the cats had standards? But there are quite a number of them so you can see that they've probably got more bills than even real rock stars do (holy jingle balls, Batman, I just discovered that "rock stars" is actually two different words. Go figure). But enough jibba-jabba, the Acro-Cats:



And check out the number of other videos that are up there, too. This one is the coolest, I think, because it shows off some of the other animals that Samantha has.

Please, help. He'll lick me to death.

Please, help bring the war home.

Stenciled

My brother wanted me to write this on his loft when I was in his city. But he ended up moving and hanging out with me for the week so he didn't get the chance to build it while I was there. So I made him a stencil that he could apply at leisure. You can see another piece that I did for him the background. Maybe he'll be nice enough to send me some photos some day.

Please help. The joke's at my expense.

Don't look to hard to find the joke in this one. If you're buying from corporate coffee houses it's on you, too.

Please [some people think I need] help.