Please just doesn't help sometimes.

Also based on a true story. He told me his name was Mike. The conversation went like this,

"Hello, my name is Mike."
"What's up, Mike."

"Hello, my name is Mike."
"Right."

"Now you know my name."
"Yep, Mike. I do."

"What's your name?"
"[The King of Elphia]."

"We're friends now, see? We're friends?"
"I'm not really sure that's - "
"You got some change? Please. I didn't know it was gonna get so cold out here."

Yeah, it's more interesting as a comic. Pretty much everything is more interesting as a comic.