Please, help me make it through a winter of mornings.

So far this is my absolute favorites. I am such a fan of horror movies. I got to watch Rob Zombie's "Halloween" on the 31st. It made my evening absolutely memorable. He did a great job. I thank the Maker that we get Netflix in Elphia.

Get a print of this cartoon.

Please, help. Some kids aren't full of shit.

I know, it's incredibly hard to distinguish the real stuff from the bullshit. But in some way they are telling the truth even if it's analogously.

Please! Help me out of the color trap!

I don't think I can describe to you the terror. Booby traps? I was expecting booby traps. I've met all sorts gizmos throughout the maze. But lasers?! In color?! I can't help myself. Why should I even fight for survival against a cube with color? I give up, sear me into cube-shaped pieces.

Please, help. There was something amiss with the pizza toppings.

If you get it, you get it. If not, wait until you're older.