Please, help. I will never surrender.

Under a quarter moon is the only time that ducks and hippos fight formally.

Please, help. Forest lawyers are scarce these days.

The ducks are afraid to fly in the sky because it will suddenly become the most brilliant blue color you have ever seen. It startles them, they don't like it. So they're opting to just walk everywhere. The hunter's obviously aren't to keen on that because it takes all the sport out of their hunting. But how would you like it if your fuzzy grey and white camo suddenly turned red and black? How would you feel about that? I don't think you'd like it one bit.

Please, help. There was something amiss with the pizza toppings.

If you get it, you get it. If not, wait until you're older.