Sweat bees. Just an fyi!

Sweat bee is the common name for any bees that are attracted to the salt in human perspiration. In its strict application, the name refers to members of the Halictidae, a large family of bees that are common in most of the world except Australia and Southeast Asia, where they are only a minor faunistic element. In the USA, the common species are black, brown, red, or metallic green, and sometimes with yellow markings, and usually 1/4 to 1/2 inch (4-10 mm) in size. Their attraction to sweat makes them a nuisance, as they will sting if squeezed or squashed against one's flesh. Their sting is only rated a 1.0 on the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, which is relatively harmless. However, individuals with allergies to any kind of insect should seek immediate medical attention. Pest control is not recommended due to their beneficial nature in pollination.

*Wikipedia. None of this content is mine

Please, Help! They're starting to bug me.

PLEASE, HELP! I'm going to be sat on!

It might help if he fended it off with a lion.

please, help. May it never be.

I didn't do it but I totally agree. Think how much would not exist without ADD. Why are we as a society trying to stop it?

Please, help. I am obsessed with mirrors.

This is not mine. But this guy (or girl?) has captured what I find so fascinating about mirrors. Mirrors always show you something that you didn't notice before.

further into the "You"

I recently got back in touch with an old friend of mine. Not that she's very old but we hadn't spoken in about 9 months & had left on bad terms. Right after we stopped speaking to each other I drew this:


Latex paint, cray-pas, oil paint, sharpie on mirror.

Things have been settled between us. I don't mean it anymore but I still like the image.

please, help. that was my last life.

please, help yourself.

Please, help, My gf is too cute!

This was a remix of an advertisement for something. It was a really tall (7' - 8') poster board backed with foam. If anyone knows what it was I would love to know. I used it as a calling piece.

It was right about this time last year when I, after three years of being on a figurative monkhood, decided it was time for me to find a really nice girl. Someone who just meshed with me. So I re-mixed the ad to illustrate the qualities that my subconscious desired. This was manifested:

& I had no idea what it meant at the time either.

Fast forward a month... I'm at a karaoke night fund raiser for this show I was doing. I was meeting by buddy, Stevo, there I was going to have a few drinks, sing "Power of Love" by Huey Lewis. I love that song, I had just started doing the spoken word thing to it because I had had a cold one night & had to improvise it that way. & in walks this girl. I'm across the room waiting for the bathroom wearing a set of snow boarding goggles above my glasses & I'm bobbing to the music. I notice her red boots, her red hair. Cute. Go back to bobbing to the music.

Later, hanging out at the bar. That girl, I notice now that her hair is red & her eyes are sparkly green, comes up to me after doing "Oughta Know" Alanis Morissette (hot right?) & says, "Are you Caleb? I've been looking for you." So she found me. & it's been really nice. gush, Gush, GUSH, GUSH!, GUSH!! Thanks, Stevo!

Please help... my ticker's... on vibrate...

Congratulation on making it through another VD relatively unscathed. In Elphia, some of our elderly don't fair so well.

A random scan of my hands. 2/13/08

Put the finishing touches on these babies about half an hour ago. I didn't mean for it to look so good. Sometimes my soul spills right out onto my body.

Please, help a shirt.

I'm thinking about submitting this to Threadless for a t-shirt idea.

Please, help. My interiors are exterior.

'Round here, "Valentine's Day" is called "Malfunction Day" by our robot population.

The Second you...

This series began to take on some rules: Only oil paint, cray-pas, latex paint & sharpie were allowed to be used. On mirrors, course. Working on them has been really cool as they are a canvas that takes on the space that it inhabits.

please help. i muzt eet

Yes, yes. I know it's Tuesday but it's the fattest in the land. So cheers. Don't forget to give something up for a while.

please help! the streets is cold

You feel me.