The D is for Danger

This is one of the earliest art sculptures I have done. I won't bother to list the specific materials because you can see most of them very clearly.

Everyone is perpetually asking me what the D stands for in my name. So I made this. I think it should clear up that question for a very long time.

Please, help. I am a old man.

This is actually my hundredth comic. The freshest of the fresh.

Please, help. I'm entrenched.

These just keep rolling out of me so here's more to look at. This is possibly number 8.

Please, help. I'm all dressed up.

I have just drawn my hundredth comic! So here are some of my earliest pieces. I think this was #3



& this is the very first one. The comic that kicked off the whole concept.

Cody vs. Golf Club Cover

Sims video

I generally hate these things for being lame & lamer. But this one is really good. I think that it's professionally done.

Please, help. I think we're a little lost.

If you look very closely just to the left of the sign you can spot me & my gf.

Please, help. I like dogs.

Please, help. My gf is seriously too cute.

Update: I realize that as most of you can't see this video I really just posted it for me. Both the baby & my gf laugh sooooo much. It's really uplifting to watch. so, :p It's all mine! HA!

Please, help. I refuse to wear the "straight" jacket

A re-dick-ulous dog video

Please, help. My teeth haven't been cleaned in years.

Q: This weeks theme?
A: Some of my experiences with organized religion. I don't claim whether its right or wrong. Just my personal experience.

A picture of my cat.

That's my cat. The backdrop is a negative the I found & scanned in.

Please, help. They are two sides facing the same direction.

Please, help. It's the suburbs.

This unfortunate neighborhood is located just outside Elphia.

I forgot to post this one a couple of weeks ago.

I googled myself...

& found this that I had completely forgotten about. It's a bio written for a show I was in this time last year.

In the womb there were twins. Only one would come out. The name Caleb is actually an amalgamation of the names that his parents and their cult leader, Jorvab, had decided to name the two children, Calo and Morleb.

Raised inside the mysterious cult, the Temple of Mysteries, Caleb had a lot of time to digest the tomes of knowledge found therein, and to digest his twin sister found therein himself. While reading The Unholy Parable of Maudlin he realized that he was a part of a long history of differently-gendered twins where the brother was raised to be eaten by the sister. It was from this he discovered the meaning of irony.

He went to Jorvab and asked for the chance to discover more about irony. Shortly thereafter, he was beaten within an inch of his life and fell into a coma. When he awoke he found himself in Chicago, naked.

Forgive him if he doesn't understand your customs, he is a stranger here. As the Temple of Mysteries inner-circle members would say, "Let's all mock the Mockingbird." Nobody knows why.

Please, help. I'm not a Latka.

An australian sewer.

I have no idea who took this picture & I love it.

Update: Apparently, a guy named Reg took this picture. It's a stormwater drain in Hawthorn, Victoria, Australia.

I think I love the internet for this reason: Instant communication to almost anywhere in the world. It's an achievement that no species has accomplished so far. It still boggles my mind.

please, help. i'm too cute to be stolen.

Based on actual events in the Elphia-land area.